Your typical Santa Letter?

For Art class Orin's teacher had them write a letter to Santa. This was Orin's first time doing it...maybe that's why he went a little crazy with his requests. Maybe it's because he knows it won't actually be going to Santa so he decide to ask for things that he knows he would never get. Either way, I had laugh when he explained it to me. 

Oh, and there has never been an Apple product in this house so I have no idea where that is coming from. And a nutcracker? Can you even get one of those? And this child is obsessed with getting gold. His career goal at this point consists of being a miner...so he can "get as much gold as he wants."