First of all, I'm 33 years old and I don't understand why I still can't stop myself from crying when I get in trouble. Mainly I mean get in trouble with the police. (I use the term crying loosely, I don't sob or anything, but red puffy eyes and a few falling tears). It's so annoying. I thought by now I'd have more control over my emotions.
I've actually got my first ticket last year. I'd been pulled over quite a few times (maybe 7 or so) over the last 17+ years (I've been driving since I was 15) but never actually gotten a ticket. Ironically it was the first time I was pulled over by a woman. Those male cops are much for sensitive to female tears I guess.
Well, today I got my second ticket. And I have to say, quite a bit difference experience than getting my first! (although tears were involved in both). I stopped at the market on my way back from Thai class. I just wanted to get something really quick. I was gone literally 5 minutes, about 50 feet away. As I was walking back to my scooter I see a cop chaining up the wheel. Ugh, I knew I was in trouble but I had no idea why. This was when I hoped speaking Thai to him might help a little. But nope. I asked what the problem was and he said I couldn't park there. He pointed to a sign and said it was for buses. Ah, well, if I could read Thai that sign would have been helpful. I told him I couldn't read Thai. He pointed to the yellow/white stripes on the curb. I told him I didn't know. I tried SOOOO hard not to cry. The tears still came a little. Thankfully he wasn't mean or I might have lost it. Actually, I think I could get away with crying and people not noticing except for the fact that my nose and cheeks turn bright red. My farang skin betrays me.
So this is where it gets interesting. I guess ignorance of the law does not excuse breaking it (a cop told that to Damien once when he got pulled over). The cop tells me it's going to be 400B (he probably just made it up on the spot) and that I should get on his motorcycle. For a few seconds I was totally confused. What? Then I realized he was going to bring to the police station (about a mile away) on his motorbike. I had a moment of panic not knowing what to do. I've ridden on the back of a motorbike exactly two times before with a friend. Sharing one with a stranger was not my idea of fun. In Bangkok they have motorbike Taxi's and the ladies always ride side-saddle behind the drivers. I wasn't sure if this was what was called for at this moment but I have a hard enough time balancing on the back sitting normally...and I was not ready to embarrass myself more by falling of the back of a police bike. So then I go to grab my helmet and he tells me not to do it. At this point I couldn't think straight. It's the law that the driver has to wear a helmet but not the passenger, so I guess that translates to the passenger doesn't need a helmet especially for such a short ride. I'm sure he thought I was doing it because I thought that I was supposed to but in actuality I was just doing it because I didn't want to die!! But he was so insistent and I was SOOO not in the frame of mind to think for myself that I just got on. THAT, I would never do again.
So we head out to the station. Even better he decides he wants to have small talk while we drive...in Thai of course. I'm trying to understand his questions while we drive and respond in a somewhat intelligent manner. He asks me if I have a driver's license. I panic again. I have one, but I haven't gotten the special one for motorbikes yet. Ugh. I was scared it was going to be even more expensive. But I told him I just recently purchased the motorbike - by this point I think he actually had pity on me because I do think he could have given me a ticket if he wanted to.
We get to the police station and I have to go to the ATM to get cash. I can't remember my stupid code because my mind is spinning so I just stand there for 2 minutes like an idiot. I'm also trying to convince myself that this is funny and that I should stop tearing up. Luckily have the number in my purse (bad I know) but if I didn't I may never have remembered it. I go inside and wait. At this point trying not to make eye contact with anyone so they don't see my tears but I'm also trying to figure out a way to take pictures. I really wanted to but in the end decided it wasn't appropriate. I wish I had more guts. :-)
They get out their big book - no computers - he writes a bunch of information on the page. Never looks at my license and just asks me where I live. (I'm not sure if it's because he was curious or if he needed to write it down). He wants to have small talk too...Where do you work, where do you live, how long have you lived here, etc... Fun stuff when I'm doing all I can not to totally break down (ugh, why am I such a girl in these situations?) I give him the 400 baht and he literally pulls out his wallet to give me the change. I sign a few places and he says I'm done and points to the cop outside waiting on his motorbike to drive me back to my bike. Oh, joy. Again, more small talk on the way back.
And that's that. I now have a record in two countries but I have a feeling no one could find this one if they even tried. I'm still bummed that I don't have pictures. As I was sitting paying my ticket there was a Thai women next to me also doing hers. I felt bad for her because to me, being out $13 is a bummer but to her it could be a couple of days pay. Of course, I wouldn't be surprised if I got the Farang ticket price. When I got home I told the babysitter the story. When I told her 400B she seemed shocked in the sense that it was a lot of money for a ticket. She also laughed of course (or maybe it was at my bad Thai as I told the story). But I know for her that amount would be a huge loss if she had to pay that amount.
By the way, Damien was a little creeped out by it and asked some guys in his office what they thought. They said that the the police will chain up your car or motorbike until you go and pay the ticket. So the cop was probably try to do me a nice favor by bringing me there to take care of it right away so I could get my bike back. And I have to say, both men that I had to deal with were incredibly nice and professional and I'm so thankful for that.
So I survived my first (and hopefully last) time being hauled in by the cops. And I have the ticket to prove it.
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